1) Bring one Micra along to Area 52
2) Park amongst the surrounding retro wonders
3) Stand back and admire your £100 'hi-rider' Micra
4) Despite the massive altitude, assess how much scrubbage
5) Take one length of 3" tube (thick walled) and align with rear of arch
6) Get assistant to drive back & forth while you admire
your incredible Uri Geller metal bending technique
7) Get car on flatter surface to allow greater use of 'the force'
8) Now that you've mastered the technique, get started on the other side
9) To achieve the perfect finish, get assistant to
bounce joyfully on rear
bumper while you watch your arches roll back to
an ideal position
Clearance: Acheived.
Technique: Aprroved.
Technique: Aprroved.
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